Sunday, April 19, 2009

I Went to Mass . . .


And I liked it.

(Of course I cried my eyes out.)


I went to Mass.


And I liked it. . . .


"Can I take communion?"
"Why wouldn't you?"
"Because I've done . . . excommunicable acts . . . "
"Bullshit."
"Really?"
"Bullshit. And that's a priest telling you that. If you want to take communion, take communion."


I took communion. I said the responses. I let God in. He washed over me and I sat there, a little broken human being having a spiritual experience.


[I think it was one of the Popes Pius (no liberal, but at least never a Hitler Youth) who said that communion was medicine for the soul; the healthy don't need it; the sick do. ]

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'm B-a-a-a-a-a-c-k!

Hello, all you beautiful people. I've been busy.

I took a full-time job; wasn't that miraculous, in this economy? I started as Assistant Editor at Central Recovery Press in early December,'08. In addition to helping get this fledgling publishing house off the ground, editing away like a madwoman, I've been working on a huge collection of children's poems for Scholastic.

Oh, yes, as a work assignment, I wrote a 23,000 word children's novel for Central Recovery Press, which will be out next year.

As you might imagine, I've been kind of sick of words, like Liza Doolittle, by the time I get home at night, so I haven't blogged. But I will soon. Oh yes. And you will all be mine again.

Mwah, ha, ha!

Good night, possums!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I'm spent. So forgive me if I repeat a posting I blogged on Open Salon yesterday. I love you all, and am prouder of my boys than I ever imagined I could be.

The greeter at my AA meeting tonight, a tall, slim beauty named Steph, was greeting folks at the door, not with the usual extended hand and "Hi, welcome," but by repeating, "200-to-90. 200-to-90." Electoral votes. That was at 7 o'clock. SEVEN O'CLOCK!

By 8 I was on my way to what was supposed to be an evening of watching election returns at the home of my friend Sonya's mother, Diane. It was to be a potluck. I was bringing NY-style, home-baked Black- and- White cookies (in honor of racial unity and Obama's heritage, and also because Sonya is, after me, the world's biggest Seinfeld fan. Or she was until Michael Richards had his onstage meltdown). Before I got there, my sister called from North Carolina and nearly split my eardrums, yelling "HE DID IT! WE WON!" I then nearly screamed myself hoarse, making and receiving calls from my sons. (My son Mike and his wife were going door-to-door in their apartment complex, offering champagne to anyone who answered.)

Hoarse and feeling sure my ears must be bleeding, I made it to Diane's home, where I was surprised to find myself the only white person in a group of ten or so friends and family. Nice people; I've been to their church, where they've made me very welcome in the past. Staunch Christians, they see though the Conservative usurpation of their faith, and repudiate Republian lies. The pride and excitement around the television were palpable, and when Obama finally made his speech, I cried like a baby. Hands rubbed my back, arms reached out to hug me, and everyone rushed to give me Kleenex. I heard some indulgent chuckling, too. Voices around me repeated in wonder, "A black man. President of the United States." I howled louder and soaked my tissues!

I know my Black friends have been waiting about 200 years for this night. I can't know what that feels like. I do know I feel like I've been waiting more than 40 years, at least. Tonight I feel that the promise of the 60s, when I was ten years old and innocent enough to believe in Camelot, that the world would always get better, that the times they were a changin' and this land really was made for you and me; that promise finally has a chance of being fulfilled.

Tonight I feel like I got my country back.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Artists for Obama Present -- "Poetry" Night -- God Help Us!




I spent the early evening at a "poetry" night hosted at a local coffeeshop, listening to earnest, tone-deaf "poetasters" treat us to their heartfelt, Obamarrific dreck.




White people; forget Eminem -- he's a fluke. YOU CAN'T RAP! Don't you see the irony in assuming a phony Black accent (much like Mick Jagger does when he performs) while declaiming your witless, graceless, ineptly rhymed and very sincere PRObama "verse" . . . it's just . . . WRONG?




We know you want to help. Now please STOP!




And PLEASE learn that it is not a mark of your genius to approach the mike, spiral notebook in hand, brushing strands of hair out of your limpid eyes, to announce, "I just wrote this, like, five minutes ago. In five minutes." Gee. Did you have to tell us? Like we couldn't guess!




I know I'm "old:" I got my welcome letter from AARP long ago, I've had two colonoscopies already, and I now get happy when I see the police on the street. Accepted. But I don't think it's age that makes me so intolerant of this junk being paraded as poetry, unless my excessive time on earth has provided me with such prolonged exposure to REAL poetry that I have less and less tolerance for drivel (and it IS drivel, not DRIBBLE, as one of tonight's performers intoned).




OK, so the fact that these folks have the urge to write and perform what they call poetry is admirable, and should give me hope that real poetry, no longer taught in schools, still lives in the hopes and dreams of ordinary women and men. That they want to create it should touch my heart, not grate on my nerves.




Maybe I should be more tolerant. Maybe bad poetry is the "gateway drug" to good poetry. Maybe it will all come right. Maybe. But if I want a good, no, great, poem to express my fears, hopes, and aspirations on this eve of all election-eves, my go-to guy is still WH Auden. (Who, by the way, was such a consummate poet -- whatever else you can say about him -- that he banished the great September 1, 1939 from subsequent editions of his work after its initial printing, feeling, among other things, that it was too self-congratulatory. Authors are often bad judges of their own work.) I'm going to reproduce it here. Then off to bed.




September 1, 1939




I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade:
Waves of anger and fear
Circulate over the bright
And darkened lands of the earth,
Obsessing our private lives;
The unmentionable odour of death
Offends the September night.



Accurate scholarship can
Unearth the whole offence
From Luther until now
That has driven a culture mad,
Find what occurred at Linz,
What huge imago made
A psychopathic god:
I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return.



Exiled Thucydides knew
All that a speech can say
About Democracy,
And what dictators do,
The elderly rubbish they talk
To an apathetic grave;
Analysed all in his book,
The enlightenment driven away,
The habit-forming pain,
Mismanagement and grief:
We must suffer them all again.



Into this neutral air
Where blind skyscrapers use
Their full height to proclaim
The strength of Collective Man,
Each language pours its vain
Competitive excuse:
But who can live for long
In an euphoric dream;
Out of the mirror they stare,
Imperialism's face
And the international wrong.

Faces along the bar
Cling to their average day:
The lights must never go out,
The music must always play,
All the conventions conspire
To make this fort assume
The furniture of home;
Lest we should see where we are,
Lost in a haunted wood,
Children afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good.



The windiest militant trash
Important Persons shout
Is not so crude as our wish:
What mad Nijinsky wrote
About Diaghilev
Is true of the normal heart;
For the error bred in the bone
Of each woman and each man
Craves what it cannot have,
Not universal love
But to be loved alone.




From the conservative dark
Into the ethical life
The dense commuters come,
Repeating their morning vow;
"I will be true to the wife,
I'll concentrate more on my work,"
And helpless governors wake
To resume their compulsory game:
Who can release them now,
Who can reach the deaf,
Who can speak for the dumb?



All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.



Defenceless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.

MCCain/Palin 2008-Final Days; a Fargo Farrago

The frenzied thrashing, the desperate flailing, the unrestrained keening emanating from the Stench Talk Express in these last hours of the 2008 presidential election remind me of the end of the movie Fargo, when William H. Macy's Jerry Lundegard -- cornered, trapped, and facing his final doom -- is pulled from a motel bathroom window, screaming, you should excuse the sexism, like a woman. An unhinged one.

The scattergun attacks from the McCain campaign, the fabricating and flinging of charges and slanders that don't even pass the sniff test for "truthiness," also remind me of the few actual fights I've seen in real life, mostly in my childhood, when one overmatched and hysterical opponent, going down to ingnominious defeat, melts down in a windmilling frenzy of despair. It's a sad, sad sight.

The Republican party sold its soul a long, long time ago, when it began to court and then cosset the religious right and the fundamentalist conservatives. The return of their chickens to roost, while satisfying a sense of moral outrage held for many years, is a sad sight to see.

Who said Americans don't overthrow our governments violently? This overthrow looks pretty fucking violent to me. And a long time coming.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Halloween Candy Alert



Whether this account is true or overblown, you may wish to avoid candies and food products containing powdered milk, especially for children who are so much more vulnerable than adults. Twenty million pounds of Chinese milk powder were imported into the US this year. Tens of thousands of Chinese infants were sickened and many died after consuming Chinese infant formula containing powdered milk, which was contaminated with toxic melamine. The US is the only importing country that has not recalled products containing Chinese milk powder. Watch the video for more details. Let your friends with children know so they can make informed decisions.


Sunday, October 26, 2008

After 4 Years of W, Looking Forward to The Big O!


You know how presidents always get nicknames that can fit into headlines more easily than their real names, like FDR, "Ike," JFK, LBJ? (Nixon was short enough on its own -- as was he.)


And now the current occupant is called "W." Wouldn't it be great if when Obama is president, he's called "The Big O?"


I'm looking forward to the Big O! Aren't you?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

I'm going to buy an American flag for my car, and fly it when Obama wins. I'm encouraging all Dems to do the same!

'Cause I want my country back! And when Obama wins, I'm gonna get it back!

Tired tonight . . . but I look wonderful. I wish I had a webcam so you could see me. That must account for my tiredness. It takes a lot of effort to look this good! Ha!

Love you, Possums!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Do you know the truth about ACORN?

The Republican voter suppression machine is at it again. Find out the truth about ACORN on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdNgMKPV9xQ

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Hallobamaweeen! Big Scare for Repuglicans! Boooo!


Let's face it, as I said from the start, Barack Hussein Obama is not only Electable, he's downright DElectible! And he was from the time he went as a pirate for Halloween at the age of eight! (See photo.)


But I fear that the job --- Leader of the Free World, President of the United States, Messiah, Savior, Son of the Living God and whatever else this kooky election year throws at him --- that job is a mankiller! (And that's without the threats of violence from the despicable fringe.) At the very least, men leave the White House looking like they've spent far more than four or eight years there.


So feast your eyes of the Beauty of Barack now -- because hopefully, in eight years, he'll look like he's just finished the toughest job in the world!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Preparing for the Inaugural Ball


OK, whoever Photoshopped this is an effing genius!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Mea Maxima Culpa




So sorry; I have to come clean, I've been posting on Open Salon, and you should try it, too! If you like progressive, not to say liberal, commentary, wit, wisdom, and sometimes, the odd tear, try this mildly moderated blog.

So I've been neglecting the Love Laundry -- I am sorry.

Life has been pretty lifey lately, but today was great. I have had a crush on a certain mr. for several weeks now, and we've been running into each other at meetings pretty regularly (ok I've been "stalking" him), and chatting and laughing, and having a nice time. I think he likes me. I know I like him. So today, when he walked in and sat down right in front of me, I said, "Let me just ask you a question, just to get it out of the way. Do you have any interest in seeing me in a non-AA-meeting-related type of situation at all?"

He did! We exchanged numbers, and he invited me to breakfast!

So, girls, be bold. Go for it. You might get a free fried egg sandwich out of the deal!

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Empress's New Hair


Sarah's wearing her hair down these days -- she's bringin' sexy back, don'tcha know?


I like this picture. I used to rock this look back when I was drinking. Close one eye and the room doesn't spin so fast!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Putin Rears His Head!





Taking a break from all the shit-slinging* coming out of the Taliban wing of the Republican Party (the McCain/Palin campaign) this week, we turn our attention to international affairs.


On that front, Russian manly-man Vladimir Putin is releasing a new, instructional JUDO video! Yes, kids -- learn moves like the "Sweeping Invasion" from the man whose eyes Dubya looked into, proclaiming him "good!" Well, yikes!


Just Google "Vladimir Judo" to learn more. Or visit the Daily News link here!



*Really, it's gone beyond mud-slinging, don't you think? I'd like to think that McCain and Palin are just encouraging the hate-filled hillbillies in their "base" to express themselves loudly at their campaign events so that the authorities can identify and surveil them, but I think that's really giving the lot of them way too much credit!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Sick of Smears? Fight Back!

That's me. Looking sincere, I hope!

Visit TruthFightsBack.com for the truth behind the right-wing hatemongers' smears against Obama. I printed out a sign for my car, and here's some truth, I'm actually kind of afraid to post it here in good ole Nevada! I'll try and get my courage up and drive around with it when I go out later today -- I am just a little worried what state my car will be in after I park it somewhere with a NO SMEAR POLITICS/NO MCCAIN-PALIN sign in the window. I have the courage of my convictions - I just don't have the courage of my car insurance!


But TruthFightsBack has more than just posters for you to print out. It contains smear-by-smear refutations of the outrageous lies being spread against Obama by those who are morally bankrupt and swallowed by those who are willing to follow their own fears. Be the change you want to see in the world.


Love,


Helen O (I'm REALLY digging that O, now! Thanks, John O'Reilly, wherever you are!)





Friday, October 10, 2008

Look, I Finally Got a Comment!

Look, there it is, down at the bottom of the Left Behind post! A comment! Quick, take a screenshot, before it scurries away, like Bigfoot!

Oh joy, oh rapture -- a comment of my own, at last!

Let's Make Sure McCain and Palin are LEFT BEHIND


I don't think I'll vote early. I prefer the idea of getting up on election day (November 4) and going to my polling place, standing in line, signing my name, and voting with millions of other Americans. And when I do this year, I hope I'll be joining Democrats in giving new meaning to the words "Left Behind," (title of the evangelical series of "novels" about the end of the world beloved of the Christian fundamentalists).

What I might do is volunteer to drive people without transportation to the polls. If I do, I'll let you know how that goes.

Let's make sure the Cadaverick and the Pit Bully are "Left Behind" on November 4!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

From Anderson Cooper 360


Before turning in this evening, I flipped over to CNN where on AC 360 (the blog), the posting was about Christian conservative women in Florida who love, love love Sarah Palin. The question: Do you identify with Sarah Palin as these Florida women say they do?



I posted the following, which, according to the CNN protocol, is presently being "moderated." So just in case my comments (which, of course, the world is awaiting with bated breath) get moderated right off the site, I reproduce them here:




The “grit,” “spunk,” or whatever-you-want-to-call it that Sarah Palin’s
supporters seem to find so appealling puts me in mind of the gritty, spunky
women you see on any episode of C.O.P.S., who emerge from their doublewides as
their husbands are being arrested to hurl invective at the very police officers
whom they themselves called because the brute was abusing them.



All that’s missing are the hair curlers, the dangling cigarette, and the bra strap emerging from the sleeve of the muu-muu.

She and her ilk make me sick. And every PTA and youth sports league has
its Sarah Palin.


I almost forgot; there is one way I can relate. I, too, have experienced the shame of unwanted facial hair at times.

I AM . . . THAT ONE!




Upon hearing,. but not quite believing, John McCain utter the words "that one" with reference to my man, Obama, I got on the computer right away and sent an order to Opportunity Village for 100 campaign buttons in red, white and blue with the words "I'm voting for That One" on them. I sent out an email and now have requests from as far away as the Canary Islands and as near as New York and Illinois! As soon as they're ready, I'll pick them up, put one on, and start handing them out and mailing them off!


It's like the ending of Spartacus: "I am Spartacus,"

"I am Spartacus."

"I am That One!"

Friday, October 3, 2008

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin Consider Normal Name for Child

The teenage pregnant daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston are considering breaking with Palin tradition and giving their pre-born but still-very-much-a-person child a "normal" name.

"Thank God!" his mother, Sherry Johnston, said Thursday. Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, haven't set a wedding date yet, but expect to welcome their first child together in December. "I was so afraid I was gonna end up with a grandson named Clawhammer or SnowCat!" said the presumptive grandmother.

Johnston had reason to fear. Names rumored to have been on the young couple's list (written on a paper napkin and retrieved from a dumpster outside the Wasilla Dairy Queen) included "Kegger," "Crush," and "Optimus Prime."

Asked what sort of names she would prefer, the grandmother-to-be fell back on a now-familar Alaskan rhetorical tic; "Oh, all of 'em!" she said, but when pressed, narrowed the list of acceptable names to include "Kyler . . . and Asheleigh. But none of this 'Trig' and 'Track' crap."
In a bizarre offshoot of this story, for a brief moment the rumor spread that the young couple were to be doubly blessed and were expecting twins. Names circulating for a set of twins included a pairing intended to honor both Bristol's mother and her superannuated "running mate:" Twinkly and Wrinkly.

The child-to-be is single, but definitely heterosexual.