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Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson expecting twins
DAILY NEWS STAFF
Monday, September 22nd 2008, 5:51 PM

Jenna Jameson
Former porn star Jenna Jameson will soon find herself in a new role - the mother of twins.
Jameson, 34, recently learned that she is expecting twins with her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, according to the gossip site PerezHilton.com. These will be their first children.

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"They're having twins," a friend of the superstar told the celebrity blogger. "Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!"

Jameson gained fame in the 1990s as the self-proclaimed "Queen of Porn," having made more than 120 adult films before crossing into the mainstream movie industry.

She is the best-selling author of the 2005 autobiography, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."Jameson - who divorced from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001 — said she and Ortiz have no plans to get married.

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" Jameson told USmagazine.com last month. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

Jameson's publicist did not return calls for comment.

LET'S HOPE THE CRABS DON'T BITE THEM ON THE WAY OUT!